JH
Jon Heder
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Quotes by Jon Heder
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I always love messing with my own hair as much as I can; I don’t normally like to wear wigs.
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I think so much of the look, obviously including wardrobe, but the hair is a huge thing because it’s basically the frame for your eyes and that’s the window to your soul is what they say.
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I just did an ad with Microsoft. I’m dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.
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Girls kind of get crazy when they have guns. These girls had never done it, and all they wanted to do was inflict as much pain as they could. We had one rule: Don’t shoot us between the legs. But their aim didn’t necessarily follow that rule.
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I’m not that into reading. If I’m gonna read, I’m gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book.
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I love movin’. I was observant growing up, watching Michael Jackson and John Travolta. I’d close my eyes, see the moves.
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I’m not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good.
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I don’t even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!
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